My take on the presidentiables…

Why I’m having a hard time deciding who to vote for in the 2010 presidential election:

Noynoy Aquino:      Victim of circumstance; and Kris Aquino.
Manny Villar:          Akala mo trapo… tama ang akala mo. 
Noli De Castro:       Just not up to, and for, it.
Chiz Escudero:       All talk.
Loren Legarda:       Political prostitute.
Erap Estrada:         Tutang ina naman.
Gibo Teodoro:        Bata ni GMA.   
Bayani Fernando:    Nahihibang; at bata ni GMA.

From today until May, I’ll be gauging Nonoy, Villar and Gibo on how they address pressing issues. But if my impressions stay, I may just have to frustratingly leave the vote for president blank once again.